Big Joe: "We ain't got no booze." Well, we're gonna get some booze! I'm gonna go down to the Battalion, see if I can lay my hands on some dirty movies and when I come back, I want that farmhouse not only clean, but completely decorated! Do you understand that? All right, Corporal, fall them out! Let's get moving. It'll take a little time to get organized, but I want that farmhouse to look like a nightclub! Little Joe! I want you to set up a bar! Little Joe: We ain't got no booze. Right, Barbara? Private Babra: Babra! Big Joe: Shut up! Shave! A little wine, women and song. Big Joe: We'll boil our laundry! We'll set up a little shower area so we can wash our cute little bodies. Big Joe: All right! Private Willard: I think I've got the crabs. Big Joe: Sergeant, partner! Private Willard: Right, Sarge. Auuuggghhh! Auuuggghhh! The fella was screaming, "I'm blind! I can't see!" *Twice* when I was fishing.View Quote Big Joe: If I hear any more threats against Captain Maitland's life, if I hear anymore wild talk about going down to Headquarters and killing the General and raping the nurses at the field hospital, I'll strangle the guy with my bare hands! You understand that? Now all good things come to those who wait! We're gonna have a lot of fun here! Aren't we, Cowboy? Private Cowboy: You can bet your boots on that, partner. Aggghhh! Aggghhh! Aggghhh! And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. And that'd rip your face right off! Right off! Nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off! Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky. Garrgghh! Garrgghh! I've seen a badger with paws as big as frying pans. that it *snapped* a man's body in half with his huge jaws. Hunt: Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains.Hunt: What I remembered the most were the animals.
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